WEIGHT: 50 kg
Services: Golden shower (in), Rimming (receiving), Travel Companion, Massage Thai, Oral Without (at discretion)
Where do I start with this hotel! I booked last minute because I didn't have time to apply for visas to my preferred destination but desperately needed a holiday. The rooms are clean and of a good standard - rooms serviced every day by the same regular cleaner who was excellent. There was a fridge in the room but this used the one and only plug socket in the room so I had to unplug so that I could use my hair straighteners and phone charger. The food in the all inclusive restaurant was well prepared and plentiful but very "samey" every day.
Breakfast was definately best meal of the day. The staff in the restaurant were excellent. The all inclusive bar was a little disappointing.
The actual bar is very uninviting and dull. The barman was excellent and always poured me a glass of red as soon as I walked in but other guests were complaining that the bar regularly ran out of spirits or beer. This wasn't an issue for me as I'm not a huge drinker. The animation team consisted of three young lads who were just having a ball!!
It was like seeing the Chuckle Brothers on tour!! They mimed everything and the dance routines were like something from They mimed everything and the dance routines were like something from a primary school nativity! They tried to get everybody involved but they lacked experience and props.
It was annoying that when I crashed out by the pool Fedi thought it funny to tickle my feet to wake me up - the only way I could guarantee proper rest was to go to bed!